Decided every once in a while to totally break from the Baywatch-novel structure:
Did you know that Matt Brody lives on a house boat? Well, he does, and that makes him even cooler than his leather jacket or his motorcycle. Cooler than his bad-ass haircut. Matt Brody kicks serious ass 24/7. The motherfucker lives on a houseboat, for the love of God. Just try and top that.