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Just so you see how it works, sometimes — I’ve gone off the deep end (no pun intended):

Max removed an electronic lockpick from the satchel he wore around his waist and inserted it into the lock. He pushed a button and the device made a whirring noise, beeped six times, whirred again, clicked, did a sort of “gunkwhistleshtoop” nois, ticked, tocked, clanged (softly), and finally beeped twice more. Max replaced the gadget in his bag and turned the knob. The door swung open easily.

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  1. 50,000 words, ya know. 50,000 words! It’s reality not for a door to open easily though. Much better than “he clumsily picked the lock and opened the door.” Too much success too quickly, not real.

    • Well, the idea really was that Max is an ultra-cool B&E man and while it may have taken a while (all that beeping and clicking and whatnot took some time) he expended no effort at all in the job.

      Too freaking cool.

      And soon, he gets attacked by a giant squid. I’m not even kidding.

      • Darn it! The giant squid was going to be in my story. So, the anarchists are sitting around the co-op at the climactic “you’re the mole!” scene and then a giant squid drops from the sky and eats them all.

        A fitting end for anarchists. 🙂

        Perhaps you should add a line like, “he went to wipe his head but discovered no sweat at all to wipe. ‘Easy as always’, he thought to himself.”

      • Don’t let Max kill the giant squid, please.

        • Don’t worry, sted. No squids were harmed in the making of this novel.


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