It started with:
Friends of Adam:
As many of you know, Adam has been trying to grow a moustache for the last
nine years. He’s always been very public about this struggle, even in the
face of his debilitating shyness. He’ll probably kill me for spreading
the great news before he does, but I just can’t hold it in any longer.
He’s done it. He’s figured out how to grow a moustache, and he’s decided
to grow one this Friday. He needs your help in selecting the style that
suits him best. Please look over the styles in the attached image. Voice
your support for the style you deem most Adamesque by printing it out and
taping it to your forehead. Adam will debut his new moustache on Friday,
December 20th!
Don’t let this opportunity to shape Adam’s new look pass you by.
Sincerely,
Steve
…. and continued …
None of the above. Please see
look I think he should be cultivating for maximum moustache pleasure.
-Jason
… and went on …
Although I think this is a fine choice, Jason…
but, Adam, you might want to consider this classic look:
(not the Santa look, but the Man…the KING of confetti, himself)
-Beth
… and didn’t stop …
Dude … why not go all the way and grow a beard?
-Arlo
And now Steve must die.
2 Comments
It’s GOT to be the middle one in the bottom row. Then you can be all french and stuff.
Kinda.
Actually, that style was labeled as “Chinese” on the moustache website where I nabbed all those pics.
Chinese people are all like, “Ching, chong! Chang ching cheng!”
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