Illinoir

was a crazy play in the cubs game today and i was checking out the rulebook all ready to go “but why didn’t they know this rule?” but it turns out that what i thought would surely be against the rules….isn’t.

(f) Any batter or runner who has just been put out hinders or impedes
any following play being made on a runner. Such runner shall be
declared out for the interference of his teammate; If the batter or a
runner continues to advance after he has been put out, he shall not by
that act alone be considered as confusing, hindering or impeding the
fielders.

Jerks.

Here is why I love stats logs. This is the list of the search terms that have hit my site this month. (Basically words that people have typed into Google or Yahoo or whatever search engine that have brought up a list of sites which included mine…. I assume that the person has to then click on the link to my site for this to actually register.) Anyway — you’ll see the two beautiful reasons why I have chosen to share these with you.

Listing the top 20 queries by the number of requests, sorted by
the number of requests.
#reqs: search term
—–: ———–
8: wrigley field photos
4: wrigley field
3: resume.dot
3: photos of wrigley field
2: carmen’s car broke down in front our office she just wanted to use the phone but after hearing what we could do for her she was quick to drop her panties! she had some free time and we got ourselves some new ass to fuck! little does she know that her ‘tryout’ is just our chance at getting more booty
2: spectacular photo
2: rav3
2: photo rotator
2: adam altman
1: bio dot
1: hobie pictures baywatch
1: daniel evan weiss
1: dot php
1: peta bunny wabbits and chicks
1: baywatch mitch cpr
1: 4 types of narrative voices
1: blue suffocate heart cpr fiction
1: i was shocked when all of a sudden her reply was the excessive use of the word “bling bling”
1: grammar usage mid afternoon hyphenation
27: [not listed: 27 search terms]

simply amazing!

So, I was downloading the morseland.com website to my computer, using DOS ftp, going through an mget on the images directory when I see this

and I’m thinking, hell no, I don’t trust the computer. The computer ain’t my friend at all. Shoo.

last night (this morning) at morseland Teebot and some others were spinnin spinnin spinnin. It was good stuff. People dancing, romancing…uh…prancing?

lake michigan right now looks like some crazy landscape — i couldn’t get a good picture of it (though i like this picture) in the car…. but the surface is frozen and then there are chunks of snow on top of that and it looks really neato neato neato.

i think it’s a park anyway…i dunno.

i haven’t been taking a lot of pictures lately because i haven’t been going anywhere lately, but this is on the way to quenchers — a bar with 200 beers. that’s a ridiculous number of beers. think about it. that’s one more than 199 beers. that’s a lot of beers.

Found software that’ll take a photograph and convert it into that crazy magic eye 3-d business. So, just do the whole thing with focusing all crazy and staring at the sun or whatever you gotta do to see the sailboat.

For some reason, a Love & Rockets song lyrics

today it was incredibly bright, sunny, and clear. the storm blew through leaving a 20-some inches of snow in the area. people dig out and i can’t wait for all of them to shovel their sidewalks because i’m sick of stumbling around the neighborhoods.

crowd at morseland last night was huge — 3 college bands played and they actually brought people out. and these people they brought crowded the stage, packed it in, made it look like a real show. college kids — you so crazy.

walking to the train station, a woman behind me said something — i thought she was making fun of my stumbling (not drunk — just not good footing on unevenly snowy terrain in my Docs, which aren’t the best snow boots) and then as she passed me, she taps me on the elbow. then she looked at me.

“oh sorry. i’m just playin'”
“no problem,” says i.
“i thought you were somebody else.”
“aha.”
“you look like a black person from behind.”
“i have never heard that one before….”

a bit of amusement to ponder while i waited 20 minutes for a train….

what was i saying? oh yeah — it was sunny today.

Holy Moises Alou there’s a ton of snow out there.