{"id":875,"date":"2011-11-26T20:50:26","date_gmt":"2011-11-27T02:50:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=875"},"modified":"2011-11-26T20:50:26","modified_gmt":"2011-11-27T02:50:26","slug":"zombie-got-yer-kitten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=875","title":{"rendered":"Zombie got yer kitten"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_876\" style=\"width: 256px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/zombified_wb20111126082213131650.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-876\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-876\" title=\"zombified_wb20111126082213131650\" src=\"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/zombified_wb20111126082213131650-e1322360626492.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"246\" height=\"242\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-876\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Word count: 43,020<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Once again, praise be to Erica for today&#8217;s title, and the line.<\/p>\n<p>About a thousand words today, mostly due to Morseland interfering, and also to seeing Muppets (manamana!)<\/p>\n<p>Come to think of it, last year during NaNoWriMo there was that time that the alarm siren at Morseland just kept blaring on and on at 4AM and I had to go over there and cut the damn thing. Today was computers. And printers. And etc.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry. I don&#8217;t mean to prattle on. \u00c2\u00a0Over 43K. &lt;7K left. That&#8217;s exciting.<\/p>\n<div>\n<blockquote>\n<p id=\"internal-source-marker_0.859727632952854\" dir=\"ltr\">\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Son, maybe you haven\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t been around much lately but \u00c2\u00a0I can tell you ain\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t stupid, so I hope you won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t get offended if I give you a piece of unsolicited advice.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Not at all,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d I said.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">\u00e2\u20ac\u0153You gotta always be on your guard these days. I ain\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t sure how you lived before Westphail fever swept the nation, but you can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t be livin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 any other way but this. You traipse about like you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re still in the good ol\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 days, you won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t last long. Just strollin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 along, mindin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 your own business and then bam! &#8211;\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he shouted this; I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t flinch \u00e2\u20ac\u0153&#8211; zombie got yer kitten.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">\u00e2\u20ac\u0153\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcZombie got yer kitten?\u00e2\u20ac\u2122\u00e2\u20ac\u009d I asked.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Yep,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he said, as if no further explanation was needed, and I suppose one wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Zombie got yer kitten.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, praise be to Erica for today&#8217;s title, and the line. About a thousand words today, mostly due to Morseland interfering, and also to seeing Muppets (manamana!) Come to think of it, last year during NaNoWriMo there was that time that the alarm siren at Morseland just kept blaring on and on at 4AM [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[109],"tags":[16],"class_list":["post-875","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nanowrimo","tag-excerpt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/875","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=875"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/875\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=875"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=875"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=875"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}