{"id":70,"date":"2002-02-25T19:48:00","date_gmt":"2002-02-26T01:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=70"},"modified":"2010-10-19T15:05:45","modified_gmt":"2010-10-19T20:05:45","slug":"70","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=70","title":{"rendered":"Singular Women"},"content":{"rendered":"

My #1 turn off:<\/p>\n

Women who spell ‘woman’ as ‘women.’<\/p>\n

As in: ‘I am a very attractive, intelligent women.’<\/p>\n

What the hell is that? Obviously that’s the equivalent of me saying, ‘I’m a very smart men.’ And I would never do that, and I can’t see that happening very often.<\/p>\n

So, take a note, ladies. Unless there’s more than one of you, you’re a woman. And if you can’t figure that out, you’re just a little girl.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My #1 turn off: Women who spell ‘woman’ as ‘women.’ As in: ‘I am a very attractive, intelligent women.’ What the hell is that? Obviously that’s the equivalent of me saying, ‘I’m a very smart men.’ And I would never do that, and I can’t see that happening very often. So, take a note, ladies. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[79,80],"class_list":["post-70","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-spelling","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=70"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=70"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=70"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=70"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}