{"id":63,"date":"2002-01-22T21:54:00","date_gmt":"2002-01-23T03:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=63"},"modified":"2010-10-19T14:52:17","modified_gmt":"2010-10-19T19:52:17","slug":"63","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=63","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s OK."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/onion3801\/sex_with_a_redhead.html\">I&#8217;m Certain That Sex With A Redhead Will Be More Fulfilling Than Other Sex<\/a> is last week&#8217;s best Onion article, methinks.<\/p>\n<p>Today didn&#8217;t turn out to be that shitty at all. 5 AM panic and 8 AM traces lead to 4 PM calm. And it&#8217;s 55 freakin&#8217; degrees out. God bless it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m Certain That Sex With A Redhead Will Be More Fulfilling Than Other Sex is last week&#8217;s best Onion article, methinks. Today didn&#8217;t turn out to be that shitty at all. 5 AM panic and 8 AM traces lead to 4 PM calm. And it&#8217;s 55 freakin&#8217; degrees out. God bless it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[53,57,58],"class_list":["post-63","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-mantra","tag-meeting","tag-onion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=63"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=63"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=63"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=63"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}