{"id":552,"date":"2003-10-25T20:17:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-26T01:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=552"},"modified":"2003-10-25T20:17:00","modified_gmt":"2003-10-26T01:17:00","slug":"yes-its-true","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=552","title":{"rendered":"Yes, it’s true…"},"content":{"rendered":"

…for those of you who don’t know (all 2 of you, maybe) I am moving to Plainsboro, NJ on November 2nd. <\/p>\n

I am moving mainly beause the Cubs failed to advance to the World Series and I am sick to death of hearing Tim McCarver talk. There’s no television in the middle of New Jersey and I’ll be happy to never have to hear exactly how long it’s been since the Cubs were in the series. Damn, I know it’s been since 1945. Everyone can stop talking about it.<\/p>\n

No, kidding. As my dad says when people ask him why I’m moving: “The question is not ‘why is he moving?’; rather, it’s ‘what is her name?'”(it strikes me now that this might not translate so well to the net — let me explain by saying that my dad is intimating that there is no reason i would move to jersey other than for a girl, and well, he’s right)<\/p>\n

Well, her name is Chia-Jung. <\/p>\n

Over the next few days, I’ll be posting pictures (on chaoskid.com<\/a>) from my various Chicagoland-goodbye-extravaganzas. And then, I’ll post pictures from my epic drive across the country to New Jersey. Following that, there will be photos of the move-in process. It’ll be exciting, and I invite you to check in.<\/p>\n

(The posting of pictures, of course, assumes that Comcast actually hooks up my cable modem. The woman says they will. I’m of the mind that she was just pretending to be a Comcast rep. Time will tell.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

…for those of you who don’t know (all 2 of you, maybe) I am moving to Plainsboro, NJ on November 2nd. I am moving mainly beause the Cubs failed to advance to the World Series and I am sick to death of hearing Tim McCarver talk. There’s no television in the middle of New Jersey […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=552"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/552\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}