{"id":549,"date":"2003-10-07T12:09:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-07T17:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=549"},"modified":"2003-10-07T12:09:00","modified_gmt":"2003-10-07T17:09:00","slug":"mail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=549","title":{"rendered":"mail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I get in the mail today:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li> my Comcast cable bill <\/li>\n<li> another envelope from Comcast marked &#8220;Personal and Confidential.&#8221; What could this be? Those test results from the Comcast health clinic? I open it &#8212; a letter that begins, &#8220;Dear friend, your television has been without cable for too long&#8230;.&#8221; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>So, I can&#8217;t help but think that my cable bill might be lower if they weren&#8217;t spending money trying to sell me cable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I get in the mail today: my Comcast cable bill another envelope from Comcast marked &#8220;Personal and Confidential.&#8221; What could this be? Those test results from the Comcast health clinic? I open it &#8212; a letter that begins, &#8220;Dear friend, your television has been without cable for too long&#8230;.&#8221; So, I can&#8217;t help but think [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-549","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/549","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=549"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/549\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}