{"id":530,"date":"2003-04-03T01:27:00","date_gmt":"2003-04-03T07:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=530"},"modified":"2003-04-03T01:27:00","modified_gmt":"2003-04-03T07:27:00","slug":"okay-okay-i-know-its-cheesy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=530","title":{"rendered":"okay, okay, i know it&#8217;s cheesy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;.but the idea of the special forces guys going into Saddam Hospital (go figure) and rescuing Jessica Lynch is just too cool and badass for words. She&#8217;s just lying there and all of a sudden, she sees what is undoubtedly the best thing she could ever see: US troops busting down doors&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>(war is stupid.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;.but the idea of the special forces guys going into Saddam Hospital (go figure) and rescuing Jessica Lynch is just too cool and badass for words. She&#8217;s just lying there and all of a sudden, she sees what is undoubtedly the best thing she could ever see: US troops busting down doors&#8230;. (war is stupid.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-530","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=530"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}