{"id":499,"date":"2003-02-21T13:40:00","date_gmt":"2003-02-21T19:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=499"},"modified":"2003-02-21T13:40:00","modified_gmt":"2003-02-21T19:40:00","slug":"one-of-my-favorite-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=499","title":{"rendered":"one of my favorite things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>that i ever done did write.<\/p>\n<p><a href=http:\/\/www.sighfoo.com\/nerf.mov target=_blank>Nerf<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I sit and work the airpump on my weapon with a sick, twisted smile on my face, all the while thinking, &#8220;The revolution is at hand.&#8221; And had I brothers in this battle, I would be thinking, &#8220;The revolution is at hand, my brothers.&#8221; But I do not. At least not yet. At least not that I know of. My smile widens, but not too much. For a wide smile is not very sick, nor is it very twisted. <\/p>\n<p>As I run my hand along the weapon&#8217;s curves feeling the texture of the molded plastic grip, I think, &#8220;This weapon is my deliverence.&#8221; And would add &#8220;my brothers&#8221; and probably would say, &#8220;our deliverence&#8221; if, as mentioned above, there were brothers to be addressing.<\/p>\n<p>The revolution will not be televised. More likely, it will be a feature-length film with companion CD-rom, soundtrack, action figure and bedsheet. The only thing televised about the revolution will be the incessant commercials.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The only thing televised about the revolution will be the incessant commercials,&#8221; I think, smiling broadly. <\/p>\n<p>But not too broadly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>that i ever done did write. Nerf I sit and work the airpump on my weapon with a sick, twisted smile on my face, all the while thinking, &#8220;The revolution is at hand.&#8221; And had I brothers in this battle, I would be thinking, &#8220;The revolution is at hand, my brothers.&#8221; But I do not. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=499"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}