{"id":494,"date":"2003-02-14T09:31:00","date_gmt":"2003-02-14T15:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=494"},"modified":"2003-02-14T09:31:00","modified_gmt":"2003-02-14T15:31:00","slug":"wine-women-and-s-impsons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=494","title":{"rendered":"wine, women, and s….impsons?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Is there nothing these things can’t cure? The “Indecent Proposal” episode of Simpsons last night had me and Jen rolling. Homer watching on as Artie and Marge kiss during the recreation of their senior prom. “But if Artie and Marge get married, I’ll never be born!” Brilliant.<\/p>\n

Then, “Send the bill to Baron von Kissalot.” “Will do!”….and then we see the bill arrive at the Baron’s house. Oh, what a killer.<\/p>\n

About my employment: you heard right, folks, and you heard it here first.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Is there nothing these things can’t cure? The “Indecent Proposal” episode of Simpsons last night had me and Jen rolling. Homer watching on as Artie and Marge kiss during the recreation of their senior prom. “But if Artie and Marge get married, I’ll never be born!” Brilliant. Then, “Send the bill to Baron von Kissalot.” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=494"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}