{"id":366,"date":"2006-11-13T00:11:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-13T06:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=366"},"modified":"2006-11-13T00:11:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-13T06:11:00","slug":"random-excerpt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=366","title":{"rendered":"Random excerpt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.chaoskid.com\/nano2006\/uploaded_images\/Photo 37-728160.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chaoskid.com\/nano2006\/uploaded_images\/Photo 37-727105.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>Word count: 27131 (with words written at work still to be counted)<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Thank you, Mr. Bonnet,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d she said. So she was in the right place after all. <br \/>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sorry, I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t think I caught your name,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d I said, sitting down as well.<br \/>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Oh. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m Olivia Tweed,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d she said, extending her hand across my desk. I took it lightly in mine but found that she has a powerful grip. We shook hands and honestly, I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t want to let go, but I did before it got awkward. She asked, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t Mr. Barnum tell you I was coming?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>Of course Mr. Barnum didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t tell me you were coming, I thought to myself. Mr. Barnum is a fat, lazy slob who wouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know how to relay a message if Samuel Morse, Alexander Graham Bell and Steve Case were all giving him pointers. But of course, I said none of this. I simply tell her that unfortunately, I had no idea she would be visiting me that day.<br \/>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Well, that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s too bad. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d hoped you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d be able to prepare for me,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d she said.<br \/>I took a surreptitious glance at her left hand. There was no ring. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t worry, Miss Tweed, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m always prepared for everything.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>She smiled. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s nice to hear.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Word count: 27131 (with words written at work still to be counted) \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Thank you, Mr. Bonnet,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d she said. So she was in the right place after all. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sorry, I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t think I caught your name,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d I said, sitting down as well.\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Oh. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m Olivia Tweed,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d she said, extending her hand across my desk. I took [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-366","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/366","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=366"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/366\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=366"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=366"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=366"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}