{"id":350,"date":"2006-11-02T22:16:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-03T04:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=350"},"modified":"2006-11-02T22:16:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-03T04:16:00","slug":"can-you-hear-me-now-continued","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=350","title":{"rendered":"&quot;Can you hear me now?&quot; Continued"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Word count: 4530<br \/>Percent complete: 9<br \/>Projected completion date: November 23, 2006<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I pull the phone from its nest, squint to read the name on the caller ID &#8212; it is my wife, God bless her. I open the phone.<br \/>&#8220;Hi, honey,&#8221; I say as breezily as possible.<br \/>&#8220;Oh, Charlie, thank God,&#8221; she says, worry and concern evident in her voice. One of the great things about her is her understanding of the strange hours I tend to keep. Worry always comes before anger with her. &#8220;I&#8217;ve been trying to get in touch with you for hours.&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, dear. It&#8217;s this stupid new Motorola ATOM. You can count the number of subatomic particles in it on one hand. I should have gotten the BRCK like you suggested.&#8221;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I thought I&#8217;d try taking a picture of myself every day of this effort as well. So here&#8217;s the first one (from day 2):<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.chaoskid.com\/nano2006\/uploaded_images\/MyPicture-746254.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chaoskid.com\/nano2006\/uploaded_images\/MyPicture-744971.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Word count: 4530Percent complete: 9Projected completion date: November 23, 2006 I pull the phone from its nest, squint to read the name on the caller ID &#8212; it is my wife, God bless her. I open the phone.&#8220;Hi, honey,&#8221; I say as breezily as possible.&#8220;Oh, Charlie, thank God,&#8221; she says, worry and concern evident in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-350","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=350"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}