{"id":24,"date":"2009-11-13T05:59:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-13T05:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=24"},"modified":"2010-11-11T23:59:47","modified_gmt":"2010-11-12T05:59:47","slug":"back-in-the-saddle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=24","title":{"rendered":"Back in the Saddle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_lvOBNKDHRxk\/Svz2tOofovI\/AAAAAAAAACc\/vlj3RKoAt9c\/s1600-h\/Picture%2520012%5B1%5D.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 320px;\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_lvOBNKDHRxk\/Svz2tOofovI\/AAAAAAAAACc\/vlj3RKoAt9c\/s400\/Picture%2520012%5B1%5D.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403464909820240626\" \/><\/a>1734 words today, back in the good graces of the Nano gods. So, this year we have the biggest ever day (4300 words) and the smallest ever day (246&#8230;at least, I&#8217;m assuming that&#8217;s the smallest ever day, further research required.) Nothing really monumental to speak of today, which is surprising, considering the fact that today he actually invented the Dewey Decimal System&#8230;. Finding the flashbacks to be easier now to write than the present stuff, opposite of how things were last week. Used to be more excited about this 1930s-ish post-apocalypse, but have no idea what to really do with it. Also, the Asus is making annoying clicking noises as I type on it now. Son of a&#8230;.<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span class=\"Apple-style-span\"   style=\"  ;font-family:Verdana;font-size:13px;\"><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>    &#8220;You were right,&#8221; Dot says.<br \/>   &#8220;Of course I was,&#8221; Decimal replies.<br \/>   &#8220;What do you mean, of course you were?&#8221; Dot asks, incredulous. &#8220;There were so many things about which you were wrong.&#8221;<br \/>   &#8220;Like what?&#8221;<br \/>   &#8220;Like the dot painting shit. The dot currency experiment. The dot weaponry.&#8221; Dot enumerates the items on his fingers. He searches his memory for more examples. &#8220;I could go on.&#8221;<br \/>   &#8220;All of those were your ideas,&#8221; Decimal says.<br \/>   &#8220;That can&#8217;t be possible. I remember&#8230;.&#8221;<br \/>   &#8220;Yes? What do you remember?&#8221;<br \/>   &#8220;I&#8217;m not sure. But, we were partners, weren&#8217;t we?&#8221;<br \/>   &#8220;Still are partners, so it seems.&#8221;<br \/>   &#8220;Yes, once and future partners, we. So the failures are shared.&#8221;<br \/>   &#8220;But the success was not.&#8221;<br \/>   &#8220;How can you say that? Your name is in the title of the system we developed.&#8221;<br \/>   &#8220;Nobody knows who I am. You don&#8217;t know who I am. I don&#8217;t even know who I am.&#8221;<br \/>   &#8220;You&#8217;re Jonathan Decimal, facilitator, synergizer, catalyst for change.&#8221;<br \/>   Decimal smiles wanly. &#8220;Yes, I am those things. And those things are indeed me. But where do I go when the sun goes down?&#8221;<br \/>   &#8220;Where do you go when the &#8212; what are you talking about?&#8221;<br \/>   &#8220;Have you ever stopped to think that maybe I&#8217;m just a figment of your imagination?&#8221;<br \/>   &#8220;Now you&#8217;ve truly gone off the deep end. If you&#8217;re a figment of my imagination, then &#8212; &#8221; Dot trails off, blinks his eyes and looks about himself wildly, for Decimal had disappeared. &#8220;Jonathan? Jonathan, where the hell did you go?&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1734 words today, back in the good graces of the Nano gods. So, this year we have the biggest ever day (4300 words) and the smallest ever day (246&#8230;at least, I&#8217;m assuming that&#8217;s the smallest ever day, further research required.) 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