{"id":228,"date":"2002-11-01T06:50:00","date_gmt":"2002-11-01T12:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=228"},"modified":"2010-10-25T15:29:06","modified_gmt":"2010-10-25T20:29:06","slug":"228","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=228","title":{"rendered":"Horrible Realization Dawns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>698 words. The idea is not as good as I thought&#8230;.or maybe it is. Funny how up until midnight, I was excited about this whole thing, then as if the clock had ominously struck the new month, I was gripped with fear. How on earth?<\/p>\n<p>With the first word, I thought, &#8220;I just have to do this 50,000 more times.&#8221;  Now I&#8217;m 1\/71 of the way through. Amazing how quickly the multiplier drops. If I can do this 71 more times, I&#8217;ll have written 50,000 of the worst words ever combined in the English language. Maybe I should write it in French. Those guys have never said anything good.<\/p>\n<p>(Hey, a French joke! Those always do well&#8230;..)<\/p>\n<p>Wish I could find the energy (and the words) to stay up and get a few million written down&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;.oh the fear and loathing and the hatred I will garner when everyone realizes I&#8217;m all talk and I&#8217;m just Some Hack&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>whee!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>698 words. The idea is not as good as I thought&#8230;.or maybe it is. Funny how up until midnight, I was excited about this whole thing, then as if the clock had ominously struck the new month, I was gripped with fear. How on earth? With the first word, I thought, &#8220;I just have to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[109],"tags":[238,230],"class_list":["post-228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nanowrimo","tag-fear","tag-word-count"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=228"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}