{"id":200,"date":"2002-09-27T14:21:00","date_gmt":"2002-09-27T19:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=200"},"modified":"2010-10-25T14:20:26","modified_gmt":"2010-10-25T19:20:26","slug":"200","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=200","title":{"rendered":"Oh Joosus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday to the doc about the neck. Doesn&#8217;t think it&#8217;s West Nile, but we took blood for that and a blood count (and maybe a little TSH checkup? didn&#8217;t ask) to see what kinda virus it is.<\/p>\n<p>Dad thinks it&#8217;s ergonomics &#8212; and judging by the way I&#8217;m sitting in this chair as I write this&#8230;. he might not be far off. Oy. Sit up, ya bastard.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway &#8212; now my right ear is drumming everytime I yawn. Something to do with this morning&#8217;s dose of ear drops, undoubtedly&#8230;.oh, whatever.<\/p>\n<p>JOOSUS LOOOVES YOOOU<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday to the doc about the neck. Doesn&#8217;t think it&#8217;s West Nile, but we took blood for that and a blood count (and maybe a little TSH checkup? didn&#8217;t ask) to see what kinda virus it is. Dad thinks it&#8217;s ergonomics &#8212; and judging by the way I&#8217;m sitting in this chair as I write [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[229,194],"class_list":["post-200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-doctor","tag-west-nile"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=200"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}