{"id":175,"date":"2002-09-05T16:48:00","date_gmt":"2002-09-05T21:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=175"},"modified":"2010-10-20T12:45:51","modified_gmt":"2010-10-20T17:45:51","slug":"175","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=175","title":{"rendered":"ET Crank Call Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So J and I go to see <a href=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/Title?0286106\">Signs<\/a> last night. Certainly not Shyamalan&#8217;s best film&#8230;. Probably his worst film. Really starting to think that it was a really bad movie. Some good parts, but as we discussed, a few too many things just done wrong&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>But it did raise the question for me:<\/p>\n<p>Say you had a farm, a big field of corn, the aliens come and visit and make some crop circles in your field and you get the alien who doesn&#8217;t know what the hell he&#8217;s doing&#8230;. Your crop circles just suck. All the other farmers are making fun of you because your corn is just broken and your crop circles are half-assed and terrible.<\/p>\n<p>Or perhaps &#8212; the surly teenaged alien who takes the opportunity to write &#8220;YOU CAN SUCK IT&#8221; in your corn field.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So J and I go to see Signs last night. Certainly not Shyamalan&#8217;s best film&#8230;. Probably his worst film. Really starting to think that it was a really bad movie. Some good parts, but as we discussed, a few too many things just done wrong&#8230;. But it did raise the question for me: Say you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[197,196],"class_list":["post-175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-movies","tag-signs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=175"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}