Seriously though. When I tell you I got some mosquito bites over the weekend, do you really expect to be the first person to say something about the West Nile virus?<\/p>\n
I’ve started telling people that I’m 1\/16th Egyptian and so therefore I’m immune to it. No other response will do. What do people want you to say, “Yeah, I’m terrified for my fucking life? I hope I don’t DIE from those mosquito bites?” Or maybe, even though it’s obviously on everyone’s<\/i> minds, they expect you to say, “Holy crap! I hadn’t even thought<\/i> of that! Thanks for the warning!”<\/p>\n
Really, instead of, when I say, “I got some mosquito bites this weekend,” don’t say, “Ohhhh, West Nile Virus” or “Do you have West Nile Virus” or “Mosquitoes carry West Nile Virus.” <\/p>\n
Say, “Gosh, those darn things are pesky.” or “Hope you don’t die.”
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