{"id":147,"date":"2002-08-05T20:00:00","date_gmt":"2002-08-06T01:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=147"},"modified":"2010-10-20T12:27:37","modified_gmt":"2010-10-20T17:27:37","slug":"147","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=147","title":{"rendered":"Shit Rolls Downhill"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Shit rolls downhill&#8230;.but that shit just slides right off me.<\/p>\n<p>Nice try, motherfuckers. You can&#8217;t catch me, I&#8217;m the gingerbread man. That&#8217;s right &#8212; the ginger-fucking-bread-man. And I&#8217;ll say it again. Twice. Some other time. Watch me&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Everything&#8217;s back in business &#8212; all the music is smacked into the right place. So I&#8217;ve got the groovie doovie doo. Way to go! Poog!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shit rolls downhill&#8230;.but that shit just slides right off me. Nice try, motherfuckers. You can&#8217;t catch me, I&#8217;m the gingerbread man. That&#8217;s right &#8212; the ginger-fucking-bread-man. And I&#8217;ll say it again. Twice. Some other time. Watch me&#8230;. Everything&#8217;s back in business &#8212; all the music is smacked into the right place. So I&#8217;ve got the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[132],"class_list":["post-147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-swearing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=147"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}