{"id":137,"date":"2002-07-24T16:48:00","date_gmt":"2002-07-24T21:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=137"},"modified":"2010-10-19T23:58:56","modified_gmt":"2010-10-20T04:58:56","slug":"137","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=137","title":{"rendered":"So I&#8217;m in the shower this morning&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously: if you want someone to picture you naked, just tell them you&#8217;re going to take a shower, you just took a shower, or some story about something that happened to you at some point while in the shower.<\/p>\n<p>They just won&#8217;t be able to help it. And now you&#8217;ve got them thinking.<\/p>\n<p>(Oh lord, I&#8217;m just kidding.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously: if you want someone to picture you naked, just tell them you&#8217;re going to take a shower, you just took a shower, or some story about something that happened to you at some point while in the shower. They just won&#8217;t be able to help it. And now you&#8217;ve got them thinking. (Oh lord, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[151],"class_list":["post-137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-showers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=137"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}