{"id":133,"date":"2002-07-22T03:23:00","date_gmt":"2002-07-22T08:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=133"},"modified":"2010-10-19T23:54:41","modified_gmt":"2010-10-20T04:54:41","slug":"133","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=133","title":{"rendered":"Why The Brak Show Rules"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>zorak: now give me the money!<br \/>\n<br \/>brak: but this is for college!<br \/>\n<br \/>zorak: *SWIPE*<br \/>\n<br \/>brak: awww, now i&#8217;ll never be a barber!<\/p>\n<p>oh, mercy.<\/p>\n<p>figured out the problem is i have no idea where i want my life to go right now&#8230;or how i want it to get there&#8230;or what the fuck&#8230;? maybe been too focussed on this project, blaming it too much for everything&#8230;fuck.<\/p>\n<p>i just don&#8217;t know where to take things.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>zorak: now give me the money! brak: but this is for college! zorak: *SWIPE* brak: awww, now i&#8217;ll never be a barber! oh, mercy. figured out the problem is i have no idea where i want my life to go right now&#8230;or how i want it to get there&#8230;or what the fuck&#8230;? maybe been too [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[139,140],"class_list":["post-133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-brak","tag-zorak"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}