amazing that i can look back and have absolutely no idea what the hell i was talking about. the mystical thing? what freaking mystical thing? that’s just ridiculous.<\/p>\n
gave my # to a girl last night — and the lesson learned is that i do such things so rarely that each time i put way too much hope \/ meaning into the act. tony has the right idea — get rejected by a hundred girls you hate so the odds are good that the one you like won’t say no.<\/p>\n
i was<\/i> slick (for me, anyway) and we did have quite a lot to talk about, and a decent conversation, and becky gave me good fuel for showing shared interests…. <\/p>\n
on the other hand, if it comes down to it, what are the odds that i can become a decent stalker…? very very good. very very very good.<\/p>\n
righteous good.<\/p>\n
oh shut up, adam<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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