{"id":116,"date":"2002-06-12T18:00:00","date_gmt":"2002-06-12T23:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=116"},"modified":"2010-10-19T23:44:59","modified_gmt":"2010-10-20T04:44:59","slug":"116","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=116","title":{"rendered":"I Forget"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i honestly had something to say, something very clever and insightful and revolutionary and it has completely slipped my mind.<\/p>\n<p>i can not stand it when you forget something you were about to say and someone says, &#8220;oh, then it must not have been very important&#8230;&#8221; what bullshit! what if it was the most important thing in the world and i&#8217;m the most forgetful person on earth. what if i absolutely forgot to tell you to not press that big button marked &#8220;SELF-DESTRUCT.&#8221; just because i couldn&#8217;t remember to warn you doesn&#8217;t make it a trivial matter, does it? why don&#8217;t you answer that question while you&#8217;re picking the little bits of yourself up off the ground? <\/p>\n<p>seriously though, don&#8217;t push that self-destruct button or else we&#8217;re toast.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i honestly had something to say, something very clever and insightful and revolutionary and it has completely slipped my mind. i can not stand it when you forget something you were about to say and someone says, &#8220;oh, then it must not have been very important&#8230;&#8221; what bullshit! what if it was the most important [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[123],"class_list":["post-116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-forgetting"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=116"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}