{"id":113,"date":"2002-06-04T19:46:00","date_gmt":"2002-06-05T00:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=113"},"modified":"2010-10-19T23:43:38","modified_gmt":"2010-10-20T04:43:38","slug":"113","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/?p=113","title":{"rendered":"Birthday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Absolutely pouring today &#8212; earlier, outside, sky gets darker and I head in. Thunder &#038; lightning make an appearance and then the sky lightens up&#8230;.and lets it rip. It was really coming down. Strong display of natural force impressing itself upon me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>One day left&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>and a mere 11 til my birthday &#8212; another non-big-deal event. What did I even do last year? Dinner, probably. Nothing, most likely. Probably going to try to manage one of those melding-various-spheres-of-my-life get togethers that rarely work but this time I&#8217;ll be too drunk to care. As long as nobody hooks up (except me.)<\/p>\n<p>Scoop! Scoop! Scoop!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Absolutely pouring today &#8212; earlier, outside, sky gets darker and I head in. Thunder &#038; lightning make an appearance and then the sky lightens up&#8230;.and lets it rip. It was really coming down. Strong display of natural force impressing itself upon me&#8230; One day left&#8230;. and a mere 11 til my birthday &#8212; another non-big-deal [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[117],"class_list":["post-113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-birthday"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=113"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.illinoir.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}